Skarn

[ˈsgɑˀn]

A person who’s behaving wrong, bad, improper, e.g.
— The Danish Dictionary
Close-up of hands holding paddle, using a deburring tool to smooth out any defects.

I take kink extremely seriously - but not too seriously! My vision is to bring kink out of the dark and into the pastel coloured light, making it fun, sustainable and accessible. Kinky and proud!

I do all the designs myself. It’s a continuous process of trial and error, and all of my products are tested for feel, looks and functionality. If only I had a scrapbook of sore bottoms to show for it…

Colorful foam spanking paddles with different cute engravings on a wooden table.
Portrait of Storm, a woman with short hair, wearing a black turtleneck, standing outdoors with trees in the background.

About

Hi and welcome to my little shop of pretty delights! My name is Storm (she/her), born in 1989 and a woodworker by trade.

About two years ago my partner, Rumle (he/him), and I moved from Copenhagen to Lolland to live that affordable, cottagecore woodland life. Out here I finally have the space to follow my dream of being a small business owner, with design and quality as my main focus.

Sustainability is extremely important to me, and this whole production is centered around making something from sustainable materials, without long CO2 heavy travels, ethically produced, cool and queer.

I hope these toys will bring you joy and lots of fun times.

Enjoy!